That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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