PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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