have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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