i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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