Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
