My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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