Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
As shirtless as possible
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
