Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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