the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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