Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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