And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
All the doctor said was why
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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