You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
