Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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