I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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