I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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