rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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