Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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