I don't think brook has ever known best
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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