Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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