Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sorry about my life...
I just gargled with NyQuil
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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