Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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