THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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