turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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