No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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