Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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