i permit you to call me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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