Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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