Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
