I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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