All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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