Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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