His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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