too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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