Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
