Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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