Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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