Ketchup is God's man juice
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I did not marry a roomba.
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