After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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