When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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