We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
