Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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