I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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