two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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