It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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