Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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