Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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