I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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