just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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