dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I am one with the molecules
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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