Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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