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(502): View more from Kentucky

i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore

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(443): View more from Maryland

So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem

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(716): View more from New York

my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.

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(415): View more from California

We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.

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