i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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