So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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