I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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