hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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