I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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