the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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